It’s vital to know your cannabis vocabulary. Whether you’re perusing blogs online or talking to friends, words are bound to pop up that you need help defining.
Especially when you’re new to the cannabis world, you’ll have a lot of lingo to catch up on!
“Dank” is one of the most common slang words in cannabis lingo, and most of us have heard it before- but what exactly does it mean?
Dank weed is really, really good weed. Dank buds are resinous, sticky, and full of trichomes and terpenes. It smells amazing and you’ll know it when you see it!
Dank weed is grown, cured, and processed in a high-quality environment following the best standards of the industry in order to provide an excellent product to the consumer.
Read on to learn absolutely everything there is to know about dank weed. After reading this article, you’ll be able to spot dank weed from a mile away!
Dank weed is good weed- in fact, the best weed! You want to be getting dank weed in order to have the best experience possible.
Dank refers to the quality of your weed, and the term is on the top of cannabis-ranking ladder. If someone says that their weed is dank, you know you’re in for a treat.
Dank weed is grown with tender love and care under the most superior conditions. It’s harvested, processed, cured, and packaged perfectly.
There’s a lot that goes on behind the scenes in order to produce dank weed, from perfecting growing temperatures to dialing in moisture levels during the curing process. Dank weed is grown with purpose and precision- you don’t just accidentally end up with dank weed unless a lot of thought goes into it!
Dank weed is really the farm-to-table weed experience. In a perfect world, all weed would be dank. But that just makes it all the more special when you come across it.
Dank weed looks lively and sticky. The texture will be sticky. This all means that the cannabis is resinous, full of terpenes and trichomes. Which is a very good thing!
Terpenes and trichomes dominate what the smell, taste, and effects of the cannabis will be. Dank weed is so good because it’s packed to the brim with terpenes and trichomes, translating to an extra boost in your experience.
Dank weed will have a strong color and just generally look alive. Its stickiness is unforgettable and you will likely have some weed resin lingering on your fingers after you grind it or pack your bowl/ roll your joint.
Weed smells dank because of terpenes and sulfur. The sulfur contributes to the skunky smell of weed.
Terpenes are being continuously studied for their potential uses and to figure out what exactly they do. For example, myrcene is used in cosmetic products and perfume due to its delicious earthy scent.
Different terpenes are responsible for different scents. Myrcene is earthy, whereas citronelle is citrusy. Unique combinations and ratios of these terpenes contribute to the distinct smell of each cannabis strain.
Dank weed tastes strong and fresh. “Dank” doesn’t refer to any particular taste- rather, the quality of the taste.
This means dank weed can taste:
As long as the taste knocks your socks off, it’s dank weed.
By now you know that both the smell and taste of weed is due to its terpenes. Different strains include different ratios of various terpenes, leading to a unique taste per strain.
If you consume the same strain over and over, you may notice that sometimes the taste and smell is stronger than usual. That’s cause for celebration- it means you’ve happened upon some dank weed!
Dank can be indica or sativa.
Dank doesn’’t refer to any particular strain, and therefore can be any strain and any kind of weed- indica, sativa, hybrid, it doesn’t matter.
Dank weed isn’t a category of weed, rather a descriptor of when weed is really, really good. Any weed can be amazing if it’s treated correctly.
The most dank weed is weed that has been grown, processed, and cured in high-quality conditions and with best practices. Dank weed is taken care of when it’s grown and processed, and ultimately dank weed just speaks to the quality of the brand and dispensary you’re buying from.
The most dank weed smells really strong, the taste is in-your-face, and the effects hit hard. The most dank weed is sticky and resinous, full of trichomes and terpenes.
The color will also be particularly lively. Even though some strains have a more mild, beige color, it will still be full of life.
Dank weed is easily recognizable because of how special it is.
You can get dank weed at our dispensary, The Health Center! We serve recreational and medical cannabis users with two locations in Denver and one in Boulder.
In fact, all of our weed is dank! We only sell the highest-quality weed that the market has to offer. The brands we carry go through an intense vetting process to make sure you’re getting the best of the best- aka dank weed that we feel proud to be selling.
You can rest easy knowing that when you shop with us, you’ll be getting the dankest weed out there. Our products are carefully curated and we’re never hit or miss!
We have a plethora of strains to choose from- hybrid, indica, and sativa- and our staff is friendly and always happy to help you find your perfect match. Feel free to ask questions, no matter how simple or complex they are. We’re here to help!
Come swing by in person or shop online to get some amazing dank weed today!